A noun, a verb and a nf*f* giant for the families of the 9/11 victims – Yalla Match

Donald Trump knows a lot about 9/11. He knows he lived in New York at the time. (Correct) He knows that after 9/11 he had the tallest building in Lower Manhattan. (Not even close.) On 9/11, Trump said he saw on television that there were thousands of Muslims chanting for destruction in Jersey City. (Maybe in his ketchup-stained hallucinations.)

The only thing he doesn’t know is who did it. Maybe it’s a mental barrier, because of that time Barack Obama killed Osama bin Laden with one hand literally at the same time He, along with the others, made unintended suggestions towards Trump during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Perhaps the memory of 9/11 hurts him for reasons of personal vanity.

At least that’s the impression we got from what Trump said today at Bedminster, where a Saudi-sponsored golf tournament is taking place. (Specifically, the LIV Golf Series is sponsored by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia, which is overseen by Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.) American Golf organizations refuse to hold tournaments on golf courses owned by people who have launched terrorist attacks against America, so why not just hold tournaments with countries where local hijackers do it Therefore Have you conducted terrorist operations against America?

What? So real? Maybe they have a lot to talk about.

Anyway, what Trump said was:

previous president Donald Trump He told ESPN that “nobody got to the bottom of 9/11” when defending his decision to host the Saudi-backed LIV Golf Series at his Bedminster course.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha demolition scheme? The one-level theory?

Trump defended his decision as he faced anger from the families of the 9/11 victims. He told ESPN that the tournament’s Saudi sponsors “have been friends of mine for a long time.” He promoted the series as an “alternative” to the PGA, saying “no one would have known there would be a gold rush like this.”

What is that mysterious memory that races backwards? This is correct:


Anyway, what did we say? Oh yes, Trump says he was friends with themEver.

He was friends with them even when Crown Prince Bonsu had it Washington Post Jamal Khashoggi dead! They’re just friends, right? (And, yes, we know there was a whole thing with Joe Biden’s recent visit to Saudi Arabia and his efforts to navigate the Saudi-American relationship. This rudeness didn’t start with Trump, and it didn’t stop with him didn’t end. , Trump and his son-in-law Jared were especially large About naked cannonballs at the deep end of palace pools in Riyadh do with any damn Saudi sheikh who is DTF.)

That’s why we’re not golfers HobbyBut we’re sure any low-rent Saudi championship is a simple “alternative” and say there was a “rush for gold” probably Equally significant is when Trump says “There were a lot of people at his inauguration” or “I won the 2020 election” or “I won the 2016 election without a paraphrase of Vladimir Putin.”

Here is the full quote:

Unfortunately, none came under the events of September 11. They must have. As for the lunatics who did that terrible thing to our city, to the country, to the world. So nobody was really there, but I can tell you there are a lot of great people out here today, and we’re going to have a lot of fun, and we’re going to celebrate. Money goes to charity, a lot of money goes to charity, and you really have the best players in the world.

No, they really got to the bottom of the matter. There was a full report from the 9/11 Commission, the kind of committee that should have been formed to investigate the 1/6 Trump attack on the Capitol. (Trump’s junior partners in Congress can’t let that happen.)

The attack was not ordered by Saudi Arabia, but rather the alleged prodigal son of one of the richest families in Saudi Arabia, one who is BFFs with the Saudi royal family, and carried out by 19 hijackers, 15 of whom are Saudis .

Of course, MediaTit notes that Trump himself said in a 2016 interview that it wasn’t the Iraqis who did 9/11 (correctly), but rather “it was Saudi Arabia. Take a look at Saudi Arabia. Open documents .Maybe he forgot the documents.

Families of 9/11 victims pleaded with Trump to cancel the tournament. But Trump has answers for that, too, and for funding Jared’s old bedmate Eddie “Bonso” Haskell as it relates to the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. Mediaite directs us to a recent Wall Street Journal interview:

“I can say that it has faded a lot from Khashoggi’s point of view,” Trump said. “It really seems to have completely disappeared.”

“No one has asked me that question in months,” he added.

It’s about him. It’s not about whether it was horrible and inexcusable how it happened on his watch and he didn’t care, it’s about whether someone recently tried to hold him accountable for it.

And here are the damned families of the 9/11 victims:

“I don’t know much about the 9/11 families, and I don’t know what they have to do with this, and their feelings are so strong, I can understand their feelings,” he said. “I can’t really comment on that because I don’t know exactly what they’re saying, what they’re saying who did what.”

He doesn’t know them or why they’re upset, but he sure does but he doesn’t know what they’re saying and fuck this insidious piece of garbage and his damn gossip.

We want you to see how disgusting However, consider today:

Wow, they do Not To make a cream, fix it.

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[Mediaite / Wall Street Journal]

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